BILL AND TED QUOTES VIDEO
BEST BILL AND TED QUOTES
Ted: Okay, if you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?
Future Bill and Future Ted: Sixty-nine, dude!
Police Psychiatrist: I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
Freud: Why do you claim I’m not Sigmund Freud?
Police Psychiatrist: Why do you keep asking me these questions?
Freud: Tell me about your mother.
Bill: You ditched Napoleon!
Ted: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe’s greatest leaders in San Dimas?
Deacon: He was a dick.
Fourscore and… Seven minutes ago, we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure, conceived by our new friends: Bill and Ted.
These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition, which was true in my time, just as it’s true today. Be excellent to each other, and… Party on, dudes!
It seems to me the only thing you’ve learned is that Caesar is a “salad dressing dude.
Ted: Dude, are you sure we should be doing this.
Bill: Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy.
Ted: What if we were lying?
Bill: Why would we lie to ourselves?
Read also: Being Rich And Wealthy Are Not The Same
Read also: You “NEED” A Car But You “WANT” A BMW
Read also: How Many Stocks Do You Have In Your Portfolio?
Read also: Equity Investment Master Checklist – Must Read
Read also: What Is Share Market? – Basics Explained
Read also: 74 Letterkenny Quotes With Amazing Punch Lines
Ted: Bill?
Bill: What?
Ted: I’m in love, dude.
Bill: Come on, this is a history report, not a babe report.
Ted: But, Bill, those are historical babes.
Bill: Okay, you’re the ladies’ man. How we gonna meet ’em?
Ted: Dude, are you sure we should be doing this?
Bill: Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy…
Ted: What if we were lying?
Bill: Why would we lie to ourselves?
Ted: Miss Preston, we’d like you to meet some of our…friends.
Bill: This is.. Dave Beeth-Oven… Maxine of Arc… Herman the Kid…
Ted: Bob Genghis Khan… So-crates Johnson… Dennis Freud. And uh… Abraham Lincoln…
Bill: OK, Ted: George Washington. One: The father of our country.
Ted: Two: Born on Presidents’ Day!
Bill: Three: The dollar bill guy.
Ted: You ever made a mushroom out of his head?
Bill: Ted… Alaska.
Ted: Okay… Um…. Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick.
Bill: That’s Captain Ahab, dude!
Ted: …Oh, wait! Remember Disney World? Hall of Presidents?
Bill: Yeah, good, what did he say?
Ted: …Welcome to the Hall of Presidents!
Bill: OK, Ted: George Washington. One: The father of our country.
Ted: Two: Born on Presidents’ Day!
Bill: Three: The dollar bill guy.
Ted: You ever made a mushroom out of his head?
Bill: Ted… Alaska.
Ted: Okay… Um…. Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick.
Bill: That’s Captain Ahab, dude!
Ted: …Oh, wait! Remember Disney World? Hall of Presidents?
Bill: Yeah, good, what did he say?
Ted: …Welcome to the Hall of Presidents!
Be excellent to each other
The best time to be in now, and all’s we can say is… Lets’s rock!
Ted: Your stepmom’s cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut UP, Ted!
Billy the Kid : Not bad, eh, Socrates? Where are we, dude?
Bill : England, 15th century.
Ted : We are in most excellent shape for our report.
Bill : Yeah, all we need is one more speaker from medieval.
Billy the Kid : Excellent.
Bill : Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.
Ted : Dude, are you sure we should be doing this?
Bill : Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy.
Ted : What if we were lying?
Bill : Why would we lie to ourselves?
Ted : Now your dad’s going for it in your own room!
Bill : Shut up, Ted.
Ted : Your stepmom *is* cute, though.
Bill : Shut up, Ted!
Ted : Remember when I asked her to the prom?
Bill : SHUT UP, TED!
Read also: 300 QUOTES TO LIVE BY: LARGEST LIBRARY WITH AMAZING COLLECTIONS
Read also: 60+ THE GREAT GABSY QUOTES BY F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
Read also: 60 FUNNY BIBLE VERSES: YOU WILL REFER BIBLE TO BELIEVE THIS
Read also: 150 MEMORABLE QUOTES FROM HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE BY DIANA WYNEE JONES
Read also: 200+ GOOD NIGHT QUOTES: WISH YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS AND FRIENDS
Read also: 120 FREDDIE MERCURY QUOTES + 2 VIDEOS | READY TO BECOME A FAN OF HIM?
Comments are closed, but trackbacks and pingbacks are open.