“I don’t really cook much. I’m more of a baker. My favorite things to bake that everybody loves, and I can only keep in the house for about ten minutes, are 7-Up cake and Pineapple Upside-Down cake.” – Jada Pinkett Smith
“The most dangerous food is wedding cake.” – James Thurber
“My music is like a baby pink frosted cake with sprinkles, but when you cut into it, there’s a gooey, dark chocolate center.” – Melanie Martinez
“You can freeze a nice sponge cake and then have a strawberry shortcake any time.” – Lidia Bastianich
“It’s so much fun that the money is just icing on the cake. There seems to be a lot of icing.” – Ken Jennings
“When I got to France I realized I didn’t know very much about food at all. I’d never had a real cake. I’d had those cakes from cake mixes or the ones that have a lot of baking powder in them. A really good French cake doesn’t have anything like that in it – it’s all egg power.” – Julia Child
“During difficult times, it’s best to cut down on sweets like cookies, cake and candy. Satisfy your sweet tooth with fruit to help prevent blood sugar dips and spikes.” – Karen Salmansohn
“I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it’s pretty sincere.” – Jim Gaffigan
“If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake.” – Brian Greene
“When I was a child, she’d have me wash the lettuce ten times or open walnuts by hand to make a cake. I was like, ‘Mom, this is ridiculous.’ But now? I run my kitchen the same way.” – Daniel Humm
“The great thing about cake is it doesn’t feel like work. You forget about work. Kids, adults, they all get the same look in their eye when they’re decorating cakes… That’s the magic right there.” – Duff Goldman
“I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake.” – Mary McCarthy
“I just love cake, confetti cake, to be specific. It has little colored candies inside the cake, and then you get the confetti icing, which is really hard to find sometimes. It’s really hard to explain to people, because it’s not icing with sprinkles on top. It’s icing that actually has candies inside of it. It’s Funfetti icing.” – Channing Tatum
“I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food obsessed person who morphed into a comedian and tried to figure out a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too.” – Nadia Giosia
“I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life.” – Andre Rieu
“Most recently, I learned another hobby: baking. It’s so much fun to mix all the ingredients and to see the cake come out nice. It’s so rewarding when the cake comes out great and tastes great. “ – Yani Tseng
“Cake is a very beautiful thing.” – Milly Shapiro
“Why not question what can or can’t be a layer in layer cake?” – Christina Tosi
“It’s possible to be satisfied with a day’s work or a cake, but a life… what is a life but a history of events badly remembered?” – Kevin McCloud
“We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.” – Navjot Singh Sidhu
“I’m pretty healthy, so I eat a lot of vegetables and fish. But I’m a huge sweets fan. It’s really bad. I love ice cream and cookies and cake and all that stuff. So on the weekends, I will definitely indulge.” – Shanina Shaik
“Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.” – John Lydon
“Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?” – John Heywood
“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” – George Harrison
“I want people to fall in love with themselves and to be really proud and full of joy for the space they take up. If someone else appreciates the space you take up, then that’s icing on the cake.” – Jonathan Van Ness
“Music’s been around a long time, and there’s going to be music long after Ray Charles is dead. I just want to make my mark, leave something musically good behind. If it’s a big record, that’s the frosting on the cake, but music’s the main meal.” – Ray Charles
“I could be hit by a Sara Lee truck tomorrow. Which is not a bad way of going: ‘Richard Simmons Found in a Freeway in Pound Cake and Fudge, With a Smile on His Face.’ Let’s face it. We don’t know anything.” – Richard Simmons
“Let’s be honest, the physical attracts me first. Then if you get to know the man’s mind and soul and heart, that’s icing on the cake.” – Lana Turner
“For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade.” – Yotam Ottolenghi
“I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn’t necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake.” – Maria Sharapova
“I’m not saying I don’t enjoy the days that I’m not eating chocolate cake. But I do particularly like those days when I am eating chocolate cake.” – Trisha Yearwood
“Success is not like a cake that needs to be divided. It’s more like a heap of stones – a cairn. If someone is successful, they add a stone to the cairn. It gets very high and can be seen from all over the world. That’s how I see it.” – Maeve Binchy
“All my grandchildren bake. On a Saturday, Annabel’s boys, Louis and Toby, always bake. Louis makes a chocolate cake, Toby makes banana or lemon drizzle. They’re 12 and 10, and they can do it totally on their own. My son’s twin girls, Abby and Grace, are 14; they make birthday cakes and like to do it on their own with Mum out of the way.” – Mary Berry
“Photographing a cake can be art.” – Irving Penn
“In the contemporary world, we think of politeness as surface behavior, like frosting – it’s sweet and attractive and finishes off the cake. But 19th century nobility and the enlightened thinkers and stoics before them viewed manners in a very different way. To them, manners are an outward expression of an inward struggle.” – Amor Towles
“I can cook to please people, but it’s quite conventional. I make a good sponge cake. I find it hard to follow recipes.” – Anna Chancellor
“I’d say I have more shoes than anything else; they’re a good way to update a look. Bags and shoes – it’s like decorating a cake.” – Alexa Chung
“You can have your cake and eat it too and follow your passions, have a family, and be happy.” – Ayesha Curry
“My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until noon. And then from noon on he might have some brown rice and some tofu, and then, come eight or nine at night, he orders three mud-pie double-chocolate pieces of cake and eats all three of them.” – Sara Blakely
“Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.” – Lady Gaga
“Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice.” – Ethel Merman
“I have the biggest sweet tooth! You name it, I will eat it. My all-time favorite is my mother’s butter cake. Every time I go home, my mom will already have the cake made because I love it so much. This makes my siblings mad because they think she favors me. I don’t care because she probably does!” – Michael Strahan
“Making cake is one of the easiest things in the world.” – Paul Hollywood
“I think it’s true – economically, you want to bake a bigger cake rather than slicing up an existing cake differently.” – Jacob Rees-Mogg
“For reasons that aren’t quite clear I derive a weird and almost inappropriate pleasure from making a cake that looks like a decomposing log. Essentially, that’s what a Buche de Noel is supposed to look like, complete with meringue ‘mushrooms’ poking out of the chocolate buttercream ‘bark.’” – Claire Saffitz
“’Cake Boss’ does massive, massive things, which are great.” – Maisie Williams
“I like the concept of ‘have your cake and eat it, too.’” – Jesse Itzler
“Part of life and part of the enjoyment of life is a croissant and a chocolate cake and eggs and milkshakes and oatmeal. There’s so many things, you have to learn to appreciate it all. When I don’t eat as much as I should, I’m not fun to be around; I’m fussy.” – Nina Dobrev
“I myself am not particularly interested in restaurant cooking. I don’t really want to learn how to make a napoleon. I’d much rather learn how to make a very good lemon cake, which you can make in your own home. I like plain, old-fashioned home food.” – Laurie Colwin
“I’ll do almost anything for cake – even trample little children!” – Gayle King
“A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.” – Alfred Hitchcock
“Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.” – Audrey Hepburn
“In my experience, entrepreneurship tends to be kind of cumulative, like a layer cake. Taking some time away can make it hard to rev up.” – Andrew Yang
“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’’ – Jerry Seinfeld
“All I ever wanted to do with my life was own a little house. I did that way back with ‘Rocky,’ so now everything I do is just icing on the cake.” – Mr. T
“You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that’s going on in the world: you need to. If you get this right, then the writing is a piece of cake.” – Terry Pratchett
“Freedom is… not to be bound by my wounds. And to be able to eat cake every day.” – Amanda de Cadenet
“Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.” – Buddy Valastro
“A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.” – Benjamin Franklin
“I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, ‘You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.’” – Steven Wright
“If you’re trying to create a company, it’s like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion.” – Elon Musk
“What can cake teach you about life? That practice makes perfect, and if you try something once, it probably won’t be perfect, and you have to keep working on it if you want to be good at it.” – Nicole Byer
“I think the biggest thing is people forget that we’re these crazy athletes with these athlete bodies and stuff, but it’s just important to feed the other side of it, and if there’s a piece of cake there, have the piece of cake. You earned it. You only live once.” – Hilary Knight
“I love chocolates. It could be something as simple as a chocolate cake with vanilla ice-cream, or it could be macarons filled with chocolate.” – Ranveer Singh
“I love roast chicken, juicy summer tomatoes, and carrot cake slathered with tangy cream-cheese frosting.” – Samin Nosrat
“In any other context, ‘icing’ is a great and exciting word: The proverbial icing on the cake, for instance, is a bonus – a wonderful thing on top of another wonderful thing. But in hockey, icing merely results in the referee’s raising his right hand, as if swearing an oath to the deity of downtime.” – Steve Rushin
“How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?” – Paul Sweeney
“Hierarchical formulations died because their wedding cake levels posited a multiply fractured cosmos that does not match the Space Age revelation of a unified universe in which the earth is clearly in, rather than separated from, the heavens. Hierarchical representations do not reflect what either the world or we are like.” – Eugene Kennedy
“Architecture is the beginning of something because it’s – if you’re not involved in first principles, if you’re not involved in the absolute, the beginning of that generative process, it’s cake decoration.” – Thom Mayne
“Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.” – Karl Pilkington
“A chocolate cake can include almond praline or blackberry, and a vanilla one can have cinnamon, cappuccino, or pistachio… Each is distinctive, and I bake only to order.” – Ron Ben-Israel
“My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.” – Molly Sims
“She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.” – Margot Asquith
Literature is a cake with many toys baked inside and even if you find them all, if you don’t enjoy the path that leads you to them, it will be a hollow accomplishment. Camron Wright
Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let him have it. – E. Lockhart
A party without cake is really just a meeting. – Julia Child
Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake. – Dean Koontz
“I love cake or any sweets.” – Prabhu Deva
“Like a lot of kids, I had a Superman cake or different theme cakes, but then I hit the age where I think my mom thought I was ready for the German chocolate cake that she makes for my dad. Just the sight of that, the taste of that frosting, just reminds me of being at home with my mom and my dad and my sister and my friends.” – Willie Geist
“So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I’ve found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best.” – David Frum
“Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let him have it.” – E. Lockhart
“In the South, I think, food mirrors our lives. When I was growing up, no matter what you were grieving or celebrating, my mama would be at the door with a cake or a pie.” – Kimberly Schlapman
“I had a kid, so I had to step it up and get that cake.” – Ty Dolla Sign
“In all honesty my cake was baking when I met Al – I had made up in my mind already to get physically healthy. He refreshingly was on his own journey so it was almost as if we walked together.” – Star Jones
“This may not be the most serious problem in the world, but it is a familiar one: How do you divide a piece of cake equally between two children and also make sure that each of them sees it as a fair division?” – Eric Maskin
“Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom’s homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past.” – Homaro Cantu
“I tried to bake a cake for my mother’s birthday – it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.” – Rachael Ray
“It’s fine to eat dessert when I want to eat dessert because that will give me the peace of mind I need. I’ll know that if I ate chocolate cake, maybe I won’t the next day.” – Camila Mendes
“I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’” – Jimmy Fallon
“I bake a chocolate cake from scratch every week.” – Victoria Osteen
“I’m amazed. When I was 40, I thought I’d never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.” – Gloria Stuart
“A few years ago, I got to a point where I realised that the only way you can tell someone’s age is how they live their life. The candles on the cake mean absolutely nothing.” – Rob Lowe
“I was never the kind to throw parties for my birthday. I remember how embarrassed I used to be when they’d make me cut a cake on the sets, and the unit would sing ‘Happy Birthday.’” – Hema Malini
“Disappointing cakes have often been sitting out too long. They should last just long enough to have the last pieces the next morning with coffee – who doesn’t love cake with coffee?” – Tom Douglas
“Dieting is odious and can require years of determination and sacrifice. I entirely understand the impulse to say, ‘Screw it,’ and have another piece of cake.” – Lionel Shriver
“We actors are fortunate people, getting paid to do what we love – it’s like getting paid to eat cake! There isn’t much to complain about. In fact, on the days I have an off, I’m constantly telling my friends how I want to be on the sets because I miss it already.” – Sriti Jha
“Everyone who knows me knows that I always eat cake. My nutritionist hates it, but I just tell her I like to eat it, and she’s not going to stop me!” – Lucy Bronze
“I baked the coffee cake recipe from ‘The Joy of Cooking’ over and over again when I was a kid.” – Alex Guarnaschelli
“I’ve learnt that if I tell myself I’m not allowed something, I binge on it later. So if I want chocolate, I have chocolate. If I want biscuits, I have biscuits. I love cake. I just love cake.” – Geri Halliwell
“All families had their special Christmas food. Ours was called Dutch Bread, made from a dough halfway between bread and cake, stuffed with citron and every sort of nut from the farm – hazel, black walnut, hickory, butternut.” – Paul Engle
The great thing about cake is it doesn’t feel like work. You forget about work. Kids, adults, they all get the same look in their eye when they’re decorating cakes. That’s the magic right there. – Duff Goldman
I’ve always told my children that life is like a layer cake. You get to put one layer on top of the other, and whether you frost it or not is up to you. – Ann Richards
Having cakes as a business certainly changes things for me I don’t now sit at home doing a cake for the fun of it anymore. But it’s an extremely happy and pleasureable business to run because people are generally buying cakes for celebrations.-Jane Asher
I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.-Gabriel Iglesias
Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories. – Buddy Valastro
Take the broken pieces of your life, bake a master cake out of it. Don’t stand still like a lake; keep flowing like a stream! – Israelmore Ayivor
Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without love, it becomes difficult to swallow life. – Mehek Bassi
“How many times have you wanted to make a chocolate cake from scratch or prove you can make a flakey crust as good as your grandmother’s….but you just don’t have the time! A snow day is the perfect day to enlist the kids with no time pressure, or worse, dinner guests to impress.” – Rachel Campos-Duffy
She despaired of recipes with ‘anatomical faults,’ where the reader is told to make a cake batter and only then to grease the loaf pans.” – Bee Wilson
“Cakes have such a terrible habit of turning out bad just when you especially want them to be good.” – Lucy Maud Montgomery
Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy! – C. JoyBell C.
But of course you can have your cake and eat it, too if you decide to to bake a second cake. And you may well find that baking two cakes does not take twice the work of baking one. – Robert Kuttner
Cake baking has to be, however innocently, one of the great culinary scams: it implies effort, it implies domestic prowess; but believe me, it’s easy. – Nigella Lawson
Writing’s a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won’t rise, no matter what you do, and every now and again the cake tastes better than you ever could have dreamed it would.-Neil Gaiman
I like birthday cake. It’s so symbolic. It’s a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just happy birthday! because it’s this emblem of childhood and a happy day.-Aimee Bender
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it. – Karl Pilkington
I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life. – Andre Rieu
If I was made of cake i’d eat myself before somebody else could. – Emma Donoghue
Cakes have such a terrible habit of turning out bad just when you especially want them to be good. – Lucy Maud Montgomery
So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I’ve found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best. David Frum
Success is not like a cake that needs to be divided. It’s more like a heap of stones a cairn. If someone is successful, they add a stone to the cairn. It gets very high and can be seen from all over the world. That’s how I see it. – Maeve Binchy
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence. – John Lydon
My idea of baking is buying a ready make cake mix and throwing in an egg. – Cilla Black
“I am big believer that increase the size of the cake is as at least as important as distribution of the cake. To increase the size of the cake, you need to focus on progress.” – Uday Kotak
“I never cake someone who doesn’t want to be caked – at least, I try not to. Sometimes I miss my target. I’m pretty much going through the crowd making sure I find someone who wants to get caked. If you don’t want to get caked, shake your head or tell me you don’t want to get caked. It’s that easy.” – Steve Aoki
“My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday.” – David Ulevitch
“When I learned that flour pound for pound has as many calories as sugar, and that when eating pasta you’re basically eating cake, I was size 23, and my neck was restricting my breathing, and so I got on a microbiotic diet and got myself an exercise bike.” – Caitlin Moran
“There are so many forms of love. Spending time with friends, love stories. I enjoy showing my love by baking a cake for somebody and writing his or her name on it, and seeing his or her reaction. I love to offer flowers, too!” – Pom Klementieff
“I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake.” – Denise Van Outen
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. – Lady Gaga
The cake had a trick candle that wouldn’t go out, so I didn’t get my wish. Which was just that it would always be like this, that my life could be a party just for me. – Janet Fitch
Making cake is one of the easiest things in the world. – Paul Hollywood
Cups and cakes, oh what good things mother makes! – Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, Michael Mc Kean, Rob Reiner
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. – James Thurber
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won’t die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn’t have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn’t want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream. Steven Wright
Music’s been around a long time, and there’s going to be music long after Ray Charles is dead. I just want to make my mark, leave something musically good behind. If it’s a big record, that’s the frosting on the cake, but music’s the main meal. – Ray Charles
Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. – Audrey Hepburn
If you’re trying to create a company, it’s like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. – Elon Musk
I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, ‘You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.’ Steven Wright
If the cake fits, eat it! – Gordon Korman
Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice.Mary Berry
The wedding cake is not all icing. – Margaret Lewis, Mira Smith
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. Boris Johnson
A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it’s not your fault you need to have your oven checked.Delia Smith
You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it.-Zygmunt Bauman
If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake.-Brian Greene
Every cake stupendously enthusiastic about consecrating the child’s birthday; irrefutably deserved to be kissed by a profoundly enlightening and poignantly glistening candle. – Nikhil Parekh
The process of making a wedding cake is complex on its own, from designing, mis-en-place, baking, frosting, structuring, decorating, to delivering. – Ron Ben-Israel
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. Danielle Steel
“First impression is not the last reflection of a true friend, so if you are head over heels for someone who just bought you a cake, you’d better think twice before devouring your misery.” – Michael Bassey Johnson
“Bake with love..” – Manuela Kjeilen
“If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.” – Michelle M. Pillow
“You’ve never seen me bake,” she replied with a smirk.” – Amy Neftzger, The Orphanage of Miracles
“The cake that launched a thousand hips” – Steph Bennion, Paw-Prints of the Gods
“When I was a little kid I had a very different meaning of life; simple like a cup of tea with sugar and a piece of cake, today the whole world doesn’t give me that life.” – M.F. Moonzajer
“The little I have, I share with you; the little you have, you also share with me. Together we all have a full share of everything. Share with me your Love as I share with you my Peace; together we have full share of Unity!” – Israelmore Ayivor
“All sorrows in life stem from the lack of cake. If you had your own cake, you wouldn’t bother trying to take away the other person’s cake! And, if the cake you had were beautiful enough, you wouldn’t bother trying to melt the icing on that other person’s cake! And if you always had a very beautiful cake that was always beautiful enough, then you would have a smile on your face all the time and wouldn’t even care if other people were enjoying their own cakes! Because you’d be enjoying yours, too! Therefore, I hereby decree that all sorrows can be fixed by many beautiful cakes! Bake a cake!” – C. JoyBell C.
‘Eating’ it too…..a lot perverted!” – Josh Stern
“Mrs. Bright cut another slice of the rich, dark cake. It was Mindy’s fourth, counting dessert at home. But Mrs. Bright’s layer cakes were, Mindy felt sure, the best in the world. Where else did you find the layers of icing almost as thick as the layers of cake?” – Jane Louise Curry, The Mysterious Shrinking House
“He would go to the bakery for a cake, and somewhere in the shop-I had never discovered where; it was one of the few secrets I had not fathomed-he kept a candle, which came out on this day every year, was lit, and which I blew out, with as good an impression of happiness as I could muster. Then we ate the cake, with tea, and settled down to quiet digestion and cataloging.” – Diane Setterfield
When I was president of the company, I said, ‘Okay, I can do this – piece of cake.’ Then when you are the CEO, the responsibilities multiply enormously because you worry about everything. – Indra Nooyi
I eat as much as the next girl, but I work my butt of in the gym every morning! The key is moderation. I splurge on the weekend. A big bowl of pasta and a delicious slice of cake for dessert are my favorites. – Giuliana Rancic
This is part of what makes me, ahem, an excellent houseguest: I’m game. I’m flexible. I’ll make you feel okay about eating an entire chocolate cake in one sitting because I’m right there by your side with my own fork. – Jen Sincero
I’ve always thought with relationships, that it’s more about what you bring to the table than what you’re going to get from it. It’s very nice if you sit down and the cake appears. But if you go to the table expecting cake, then it’s not so good. – Anjelica Huston
“Those dripping crumpets, I can see them now. Tiny crisp wedges of toast, and piping-hot, flaky scones. Sandwiches of unknown nature, mysteriously flavoured and quite delectable, and that very special gingerbread. Angel cake, that melted in the mouth, and his rather stodgier companion, bursting with peel and raisins. There was enough food there to keep a starving family for a week.” – Daphne du Maurier, Rebecca
“I think they’re going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap.” – Veronica Roth, Insurgent
“The area was encompassed in a bubble of warm, fragrant steam from the funnel cake deep fryers. It smelled like sweet vanilla cake batter you licked off a spoon.” – Sarah Addison Allen, The Sugar Queen
“The first year was like icing. Then the cake started to show through …” – John Ashbery
I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake. – Denise Van Outen Like Everyone Eat Odd
“Cake is for the weak,” Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays.” – Danielle Joseph, Shrinking Violet
“Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.” – Else Holmelund Minarik, Little Bear
“Life is much like a piece of cake,
Overeat and you get a stomachache.” – Ana Claudia Antunes, The Tao of Physical and Spiritual
“I saved him a piece. Okay, a small piece. But I felt better after eating the cake and if he cared for me as much as he said he did, he’d want me to have it. So I ate his piece, too.” – Celia Jerome
“Here is the cake, and here is the fork, and here’s the desire to put it inside us, and then the question behind every question: What happens next?” – Richard Siken, Crush
“The difference between superlative pie and a wish for cake is crust. Understand that pie is a generous but self-centered substance. It likes attention, not affection. Do not hug your crust. Do not rub its back or five its high. Don’t fuss with refrigerators every step oft he way. Keep the water and butter cold, and remember what a wise baker once said: The goal is pie.” – Kate Lebo, A Commonplace Book of Pie
“Take the broken pieces of your life, bake a master cake out of it. Don’t stand still like a lake; keep flowing like a stream!” – Israelmore Ayivor, Dream Big!: See Your Bigger Picture!
“He was just a child himself, she saw. And lonely. He was the kind of man who probably always would be. ‘Would you like some cake?’ she tried. His countenance brightened. He would like some cake, he realized. He would like some cake very much indeed; he would like it above anything. When Sarah brought a slice of fruitcake up on a pretty blue-rimmed plate, she found that Mary was now also in the breakfast room, sitting stiffly on an upright chair near the young clergyman; she look round, heavy-eyed, when Sarah came in. Sarah had the distinct impression that she had disturbed not a conversation but a silence. Mary must be struggling to converse with him — Sarah could sympathize — too much time spent with books had not fitted her to be easy with herself, and other people. The young lady got up abruptly, and went to the window, and Mr. Collins got up too, looking relieved. He took the plat from Sarah and was profuse in his thanks, but then, with Mary there, did not know what to do with the cake after all.” – Jo Baker, Longbourn
“Its a matter of time that the money I make become a financial cake that I could eat everyday.” – Jonathan Anthony Burkett
‘What’s the problem? It’s dairy and cereal. It’s practically a bowl of cornflakes.” – Dave Turner
“Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without ‘love’, it becomes difficult to swallow ‘life’…” – Mehek Bassi
“If that’s the case, waiter, please bring me another piece of cake,” Gramps said as lunch was brought to the table, “I’m all for fighting tyranny and oppression.” – E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly,
“Negative brands are the main reasons why your dreams become too hard to change shape. Negative brand can cake your dreams to take undesirable shape without permitting for remedy to be made.” – Israelmore Ayivor, Shaping the dream
“Then everyone would retreat for a nap, after which we would have coffee and cake, sometimes an argument.” – Aleksandar Hemon, The Book of My Lives
It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can’t stop playing the game the way you’ve always played it.-Richard M. Nixon
The icing on the cake is when other people enjoy your vision and support what you do.Cise Star
Cake for later, cake as a way of life.-Laini Taylor
The easiest way to make a fruit cake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses.-Dave Barry
There’s nothing better than cake but more cake.-Harry S. Truman
That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate. Loretta Ellsworth
Not always the fanciest cake that’s there Is the best to eat! – Margaret Elizabeth Sangster
I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn’t show the dirt. – Phyllis Diller
I think that American presidents, that position in itself, as well as American foreign policy, it has terrorism in it. CIA agents going to overthrow certain governments – they’re using terrorist tactics. They’re not going in there like, ‘Hey, you wanna have some cake?’ – Lupe Fiasco
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. – Lady Gaga
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? – John Heywood
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’ – Jerry Seinfeld
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. – Benjamin Franklin
Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. – Audrey Hepburn
It’s so comforting to have a small piece of cake. Just one slice. – Mary Berry
I think to eat cake is very good for us, but it’s the size of the slice and how often you have it. – Mary Berry
For me the Everest solo was the icing on the cake of my climbs: the highest mountain in the world, during a monsoon, and as far as possible even on a new route, of course without oxygen. – Reinhold Messner
The dream is to have it all. Who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too? Live this life, that life, this life, you know? You only live one time – I want to get it all in. – Paul Walker
When I was president of the company, I said, ‘Okay, I can do this – piece of cake.’ Then when you are the CEO, the responsibilities multiply enormously because you worry about everything. – Indra Nooyi
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. – Larry Hagman
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. – James Thurber
The dream is to have it all. Who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too? Live this life, that life, this life, you know? You only live one time – I want to get it all in. – Paul Walker
I think it’s true – economically, you want to bake a bigger cake rather than slicing up an existing cake differently. – Jacob Rees-Mogg
I’m not much of a cake person. – Daniel Radcliffe
When you have a few cake formulas and filling ideas in your repertoire, you will find that it’s pretty much an assembly job – you can mix and match a different way every time. – Julia Child
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. – George Harrison
When I got to France I realized I didn’t know very much about food at all. I’d never had a real cake. I’d had those cakes from cake mixes or the ones that have a lot of baking powder in them. A really good French cake doesn’t have anything like that in it – it’s all egg power. – Julia Child
In my experience, entrepreneurship tends to be kind of cumulative, like a layer cake. Taking some time away can make it hard to rev up. – Andrew Yang
I walk, and I play tennis, but mainly I watch what I eat. I eat all the things that I love, including cake. Cake is very important to me. But it’s all about the size of the slice! – Mary Berry
I eat carefully because people don’t want to see a large person judging cakes. They’ll think to themselves, ‘That’s what happens when you eat cake.’ – Mary Berry
“Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet.” – Maggie Stiefvater, Lament: The Faerie Queen’s Deception
“I’d choose truth over cake but I’d try to find a way to get both to be honest.” – Craig Benzine
“The only way cheese is dessert is when it’s followed by the word cake.” – Michele Gorman, Single in the City
“Now that we know about his indigestion, we can torture him with cake.” – Kristin Cashore, Fire
“Knowledge may be power, but cake has great bargaining properties” – Julia Seitz
“foodstuffs absolved of the obligation to provide vitamins and minerals cavorted with reckless abandon.” – Michael Lewis
“The town called her Buttercake in honor of her sweet cheeks and not the ones on her face.” – Amy LaBonte
“Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes.” – Anthony Liccione
“Cut cakes, not wrists” – Troye Sivan
“Jetzt eine Pizza, niemand kann tagelang Streuselkuchen essen.” – Lilly Axster, Dorn
“Someone needs your actions to inspire his actions. Never forget, your little broken cake is someone’s daily meal! Care to share you little cake!” – Israelmore Ayivor, Daily Drive 365