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Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. – Christopher Morley

 

But humor is too delicate and evanescent a thing to be extracted from a book like plums from a pudding. – Beatrix, “What to Read,” The Household, supplement to Michigan Farmer and State Journal of Agriculture, 1884 September 30th

 

Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one’s bottom. – Taki

 

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. – Irvin S. Cobb

 

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.  – Francis Bacon

 

Humor results when society says you can’t scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.  – Tom Walsh

 

Humor has a way of bringing people together.  It unites people.  In fact, I’m rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations.  – Ron Dentinger

 

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.  – Author Unknown

 

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. – Mark Twain

 

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.  – James Thurber

 

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds.  A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.  – William James

 

After God created the world, He made man and woman.  Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.  – Bill Kelly, “Mordillo”

 

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.  – Mahatma Gandhi

 

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.  – Peter De Vries

 

Humor is just another defense against the universe.  – Mel Brooks

 

Humor is reason gone mad.  – Groucho Marx

 

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.  – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

 

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.  – Peter Ustinov

 

Comedy has to be based on truth.  You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.  – Sid Caesar

 

Warning:  Humor may be hazardous to your illness.  – Ellie Katz

 

Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.  – Dorothy Parker

 

Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.  – George Saintsbury

 

Humor is… despair refusing to take itself seriously.  – Arland Ussher

 

Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.  – Mary Hirsch

 

Wit.—Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. – Friedrich Nietzsche, “Miscellaneous Maxims and Opinions” (#202, 1879), Human, All-Too-Human: A Book for Free Spirits, translated from German by Paul V. Cohn, 1913

 

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.  – William Davis

 

Many a true word is spoken in jest. – English proverb

 

Humor is the good natured side of a truth. – Mark Twain

 

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. – Frank A. Clark

 

If money makes the world go round, it’s humor that keeps it from spinning out of control. – Craig Kimberley

 

Above all else: go out with a sense of humor. It is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. – Hugh Sidey

 

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.  – Thomas W. Higginson

 

Let your humour always be good-humour, in the double sense of the phrase:  if it comes from a bad humour, it is almost sure to be bad humour.  – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827

 

Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events.  – E.T. “Cy” Eberhart

 

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. – Max Eastman

 

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs — jolted by every pebble in the road. – Henry Ward Beecher

 

Sometimes the best cure for life’s woes is a sense of humor. – Frank Sonnenberg

 

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing. – Mark Twain

 

There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge, London Times, 1984 January 3rd

 

I’m not a joke machine. You can’t just feed crap in and get funny out. – S.A. Sachs

 

Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself.  I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive.  – Abe Burrows

 

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him.  – Roman Gary

 

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers. – Leo Rosten

 

Question:  What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Walter Cronkite:  I’m strongly urged by advisers not to say “moral laxity,” so let’s say “sense of humor.”
– Proust questionnaire, in Vanity Fair, 1997

 

The funniest things are the forbidden. – Mark Twain, 1879

 

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