White Men Can't Jump

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WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP MOVIE CLIP

 

WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP QUOTES BY SYDNEY DEANE

 

What, you still throwing up bricks? What is this, a Masons convention? Wha… clank, clank! I need, like, a welding torch to play in this league! I got an idea… let’s just stop right now and gather up all these bricks and let’s build a shelter for the homeless so maybe your mother will have a place to live!

 

Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!

 

You see Billy it’s like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.

 

Look man, you can listen to Jimi but you can’t hear him. There’s a difference man. Just because you’re listening to him doesn’t mean you’re hearing him.

 

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Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs.

 

Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody? For Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes?

 

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don’t make it a biscuit.

 

A white man wants to win first look good second, a black man wants to look good first win second” that is the most ridiculous piece of philosophical BULLSHIT I have ever heard!

 

Hey baby, I don’t mean to brag… but I’m the greatest!

 

You see Billy it’s like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.

 

You’re a real cool customer on the court, real chill out there, can’t be rattled in your game, you don’t even fall for that “nigger” shit out there on the court, but when it comes to your woman that’s a different matter altogether, look at you I didn’t even talk trash and you’re already scared, I didn’t even push up on the sister and you’re…

 

Can anybody step in for mr. handicap? Anybody, for Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes?

 

Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!

 

“Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!”

 

“Look man, you can listen to Jimi but you can’t hear him. There’s a difference man. Just because you’re listening to him doesn’t mean you’re hearing him.”

 

“You see Billy it’s like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.”

 

WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP QUOTES BY BILLY HOYLE

 

You still putting up bricks? What is this a masons convention? Clang!! Clang!! I need welding torch to play in this leauge. Lets stop right now and gather up all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless so that your mother will have a place to live. I want your Mother and Sister out of my house immediately !!

 

A white man wants to win first, look good second. A black man wants to look good first, win second.

 

You’re too pretty to play basketball, you know that? You got that Z in your ‘fro! Hey man, what are you, the Black Zorro?

 

Yo, pretty boy! I looked up basketball player in the dictionary and it said ‘Not you!’.

 

It is hard God damn work, making something this pretty look like a chump!

 

Keep singin’ guys… My old man was a preacher… I love this shit!

 

Who you callin’ a pilgrim motherfucker? Gobble this turkey!

 

I’m in a fuckin’ zone!

 

WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP QUOTES BY GLORIA CLEMENTE

 

“Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs.”

 

All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain’t no ‘vista’, there ain’t no “view”, and there certainly ain’t no vista of no view.

 

See. if I’m thirsty. I don’t want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, “Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth.” I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.

 

WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP QUOTES BY ROHANDE DYNE

 

All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain’t no ‘vista’, there ain’t no “view”, and there certainly ain’t no vista of no view.

 

WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP FUNNY QUOTES

 

“Look at him, look at the backwards hat. Look at the socks pulled up. He looks like a chump

 

Hey hey man, what’s the score? Yo! Chump! I’m talking to you!”

 

Wesley: “You wanna run?”
Woody: “You mean… play basketball?”

 

I don’t mean to brag… but I’m the greatest!

 

WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP SHORT QUOTES

 

Billy, listen to me. White men can’t jump.

 

It’s hard work makin’ you look so bad.

 

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Billy, listen to me. White men can’t jump.

 

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don’t make it a biscuit.

 

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