“I just rescued some wine, It was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day!”

VIDEO ON WINE QUOTES

According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

“Wine is like the incarnation–it is both divine and human.” – Paul Tillich

“Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.”- Homer

“In Victory you deserve champagne, in defeat you need it.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

QUOTES ABOUT WINE

“This is the wine talking”

“I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields

“My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough Champagne” – Robert Noecker

“Men are like wine- some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII

Wine racks are a great gift for losers who don’t immediately open a bottle of wine as soon as they buy it and drink it all in one sitting.

“Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.” – Alexander Fleming

“One should always be drunk, that is all that matters… but with what? With wine, with poetry, with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.” – Charles Baudelair

“Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake”- Leon Adams

It’s a match! You and wine liked each other.

HOW WINE IS MADE

CUTE WINE QUOTES

“Making good wine is a skill; making fine wine is an art.” – Robert Mondavi

“A meal without wine is like a day without sun”- Jean Anthelme

“Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized” -Andre Simon.

I’ve never been the kind of girl looking for a sugar daddy, but if there’s a wine daddy sign me up.

“A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover” – Clifton Fadiman

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy” – Benjamin Franklin

“No nation is drunken where wine is cheap” – Thomas Jefferson

Wine…because no great story started with someone eating a salad.

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FUNNY WINE QUOTES

“Either give me wine or leave me alone” – Rumi

One of the best funny wine quotes

There is a time and place for wine. In my hand and now.

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WINE QUOTES FUNNY

“Hello. It’s Me.” – Unknown

“Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine.” – Unknown

One of the best wine funny quotes

“How to Kidnap Me.” – Unknown

“Save water. Drink Wine.” – Unknown

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SHORT WINE QUOTES

“Life is all the stuff you have to do between coffee and wine time.” – Unknown

“Starting my fruit juice diet. Bottoms up!” – Unknown

“By now, the wine should know to come out of the store when I honk.” – Unknown

“The only thing better than a bottle of wine is two bottles of wine.” – Unknown

“A mother’s sacrifice isn’t giving birth…it’s 9 months without wine.” – Unknown

“You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.” – Unknown

“It’s a match! You and wine liked each other.” – Unknown

“Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it’s romantic.” “Damn, self, you got nice eyes.” –Unknown

“Tonight’s forecast…99% chance of wine.” – Unknown

“Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up.” – Unknown

FINE WINE QUOTES

“A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the whole world, oh wait, sorry…that’s wine. Wine does that.” – Unknown

“I don’t always drink wine. But when I do, I drink the whole bottle.” – Unknown

“I want to lose weight but not as much as I want to drink wine alone in the darkness.” – Unknown

“The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused… what is leftover wine?” – Unknown

WINE TASTING QUOTES

Me *at a wine tasting*

WINE GLASS QUOTES

“Types of beverage glasses.” – Unknown

“My doctor says I need glasses.” – Unknown

“Whether you see your glass half-empty or half-full it doesn’t matter. You did not pour enough wine into your glass. Start over.” – Unknown

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. But here’s my wine glass. So fill it, maybe?

FUNNY WINE GLASS QUOTES

“I tried cooking with wine last night…After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen.” – Unknown

“Super secret drink recipe. 1. Open wine bottle. 2. Pour into a glass. 3. Enjoy!” – Unknown

“It’s funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal.” – Unknown

WINE WITH FRIENDS QUOTES

“Mondays: just hand me my glasses. The bottle is glass right?” – Unknown

“Parenting is mostly just empty threats and full glasses of wine.” – Unknown

“I’m getting hints of oak and cocoa finish.” “I’m getting wasted.” – Unknown

“I’m afraid if I give up wine, I’ll have to replace it with murder.” – Unknown

“When I ask if your kid wants to have a playdate, what I’m really asking is if you want to come over and ignore our kids and drink wine.” – Unknown

“I meant to behave but there were too many other options and a lot of wine.” – Unknown

WINE AND FRIENDS QUOTES

“One does not simply ‘taste’ wine.” – Unknown

“Walking through the wine aisle after payday.” – Unknown

“Should we drink wine tonight? A) Yes B) A C) B.” – Unknown

“I just bought a case of wine. I have a feeling that my check liver light may come on this weekend.” – Unknown

DRINKING WINE QUOTES

“An entire bottle of wine can fit in a starbucks trenta cup? Challenge accepted.” – Unknown

“Domestic bliss, only a bottle of cabernet away.” – Unknown

“My bucket list: 1. Buy bucket. 2. Buy wine. 3. Fill bucket with wine. 4. Drink bucket.” – Unknown

FAMOUS WINE QUOTES

“The only type of wine tour I can afford.” – Unknown

“If kids can have an ice cream truck, then adults deserve a wine truck.” – Unknown

“Exercise makes me feel good, but so does wine.” – Unknown

“One of these things fixes everything. The other is a roll of tape.” – Unknown

CATALINA WINE MIXER QUOTES

“Just heard a guy tell his wife she could get all 3 bottles of wine because she couldn’t decide and honestly that’s the support I want.” – Unknown

“The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.” – Unknown

“When it takes more than soap and water to wash away your bad decisions.” – Unknown

“I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” – Unknown

CONCLUSION TO WINE QUOTES

“We all need people who will give us feedback. That’s how we improve.” – Bill Gates

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